Jokes and Iroies from the Internet

Trains of the World

2009-11-24T13:12:00Z

Further to why we British love to look at trains and train spotting in my blog nlpnow.com.

CHINA 's CRH2

TAIWAN 's THSR

KOREA 's KTX

JAPAN 's SHINKANZEN

SPAIN 's AVE

UK 's EUROSTAR

FRANCE ' TGV

DUBAI 's METRO

And now the Best!
INDIAN 's ALL ABOARD

Pakistan!!!!!
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O, Finally it made it in.......

German language to be the Official European Language

2009-09-03T16:28:00Z

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w"with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Need to be careful of when selling a table

2008-12-31T02:42:00Z

You need to be careful of when selling a table.

Look at the picture

This table is for sale on eBay. How would you know that it is a man who is seling it?

Did you see it? Did you get it? Did you see it?

Look first then guess.

Answer is below

Have you found it?

If not continue to scroll down

Okay, here it is:

Look at the Mirror in the picture

And don't forget, if you're gonna upload a picture to be on the internet, at lease put on your underware!

Blog Catalog

2008-12-30T02:33:00Z

ve beaz saray yeni güvenlik önlemleri almaya başlar

2008-12-23T09:41:00Z

Frog Leap Test

2008-12-12T00:19:00Z

Here is a test for you, it needs logic, click on "Frog Leap Test", you have two minutes to

Switch the frogs to the opposite side .

It can be done.

(this is a 2nd grade computer test in China )

(REINICIAR = RESET) Frog Leap Test

Great Pictures 11

2008-12-11T13:52:00Z

Road sign.

Great Pictures 10

2008-12-10T13:43:00Z

Washing instructions. As it should be

Men in Training 7

2008-12-09T13:40:00Z

Do you look her in the eyes?

Great Pictures 9

2008-12-08T13:08:00Z

That's big

Great pictures, infact, electric.

2008-12-07T13:13:00Z

Switch me on. Please
Happy Birthday

Men in Training 6

2008-12-06T13:03:00Z

Great Pictures 8

2008-12-05T12:59:00Z

Police dog after his ball.

Men in Training 5

2008-12-04T12:53:00Z

Men in Training 4

2008-12-03T12:48:00Z

I still would like to attend a training course if you have one please. Email me holt@nlpnow.net

Men in Training 3

2008-12-02T12:45:00Z

Where did you loose it?

Great Pictures 3

2008-12-01T08:07:00Z

Cool cats

Great Pictures 7

2008-11-30T08:22:00Z

Great Pictures 6

2008-11-29T08:18:00Z

Bear on Golf Course

Great Pictures 5

2008-11-28T08:15:00Z

Fire Fighting